London, UK – Post-doc Marty Graw revealed to The Allium today that he honestly thinks he is getting out of the lab early tonight.
“I am absolutely certain of this”, said Dr. Graw, “I couldn’t be more sure of anything.”
“I have planned all my experiments today and I know every detail of what I am doing.”
“The world is a fair and kind and just place and nice people like me will always have nice things happening to them, so I am definitely 100% certain that I am getting out of the lab early this evening.”
“There is no way I am going to be here all night.”
“Nothing could possibly go wrong.”