Oxford, UK – In a remarkable heart-warming story, The Allium brings you a story to warm your heart. This is the story of Professor Harry Lipp, who worked his way up from bring the lowly son of an Oxford Professor until finally, he became an Oxford Professor in Oxford.
“I feel such a warmth in my heart”, said Prof Lipp “when I see how far I have come in such a short period of time.”
“It feels like yesterday when I was sitting on the floor playing with my Fabergé eggs and the EPNS ladle that I found in my mouth and had been there since my birth.”
“It has been such an emotional journey, from when my dad’s friend first saw the possibilities in me when I was in my £25,000 a year public school, to when I got that scholarship that my dad’s friend administers and then my entrance exams that my dad’s friend organises and that fellowship that my dad’s friend is in charge of.”
“At each stage, I guess my work was just so much better than everybody else.”
“My message to the world is this: If you really want something badly enough, you too can overcome your poor start in life. Remember – if you don’t succeed, it is your fault and it means you are useless.”
At this point, Prof. Lipp started licking himself like a cat.
*Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental and unintended. Its a joke FFS.