Greek Post-Doc “Delighted” He Will Now Be Paid With Magic Beans

Athens – Greek post-doc Gianni Moustakas, revealed to The Allium today that was offered the option by the Greek government to either be paid by check or to be paid by a small bag of magic beans and he is delighted to say that he has chosen the “safer option” of a bag of magic beans.

“There are seven lovely beans in the bag this month”, said the cell biologist, “and I hope they grow into a giant beanstalk”.

“Next months, they say that they will pay me with a really, really special goose that lays a golden egg”.

“It’s funny how these special geese look like small supermarket chickens, isn’t it?”

“I’ll have to hide all these from the giant Ogre, Angelos Merkolos.”

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