United Airlines Win Contract To Chair ASM Annual Conference

Chicago, Il: United Airlines Inc. announced today that they have secured the contract to chair all the sessions at the annual meeting of the American Society for Microbiology.

“We are proud of our ability to, shall we say, persuade people to get off the stage when we feel their talk is over”, said United CEO Oscar Muñoz.

The ASM conference has been plagued in recent years by speakers that have over run their allocated time, some of them running over time by as much as 25 or even 30 seconds.

“We’ll have no more of that kind of behavior this year”, said president of the society, Susan E. Sharp.

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