Trump to Rename National Institutes of Health to “Национальные институты здоровья”

Нью-Йорк, USA – Donald Trump has tweeted today that he intends on renaming the National Institutes of Health to Национальные институты здоровья.

He said that this was one of the ways in which he was going to make America great again – by renaming all the institutions to their equivalents in “The Motherland”

NASA would also be renamed to Государственная корпорация по космической деятельности.

In addition all peer-reviews will be conducted in Russian, and as reported already, all reviews must end with the word “Sad!”.


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