Pharmaceutical Company “Proud To Announce” 100 New Soul-Destroying Jobs

Philadelphia, PA – Global multinational pharmaceutical company Slackso Git-Climb said today that it was proud to announce the creation of 100 new high-value soul-crushing jobs.

“These jobs will be secure and we are confident that they will be for life, or even longer”, said spokesperson Dr. Jed Dye.

“The pharmaceutical industry is expanding on a daily basis, literally every day and Slackso Git-Climb is expanding with it and we are proud to announce the creation of these 100 soul-crushing jobs”.

“Perks of the job will include form-filling, advanced form-filling and high-throughput form-filling.”

“Additionally, there will be a seventeen day health and safety course every three weeks.”

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