In an interview earlier today, a Trump supporter pledged his full support for President Trump, saying “Hey, I voted for a sexist, racist Nazi, do you think I give a crap about climate change?”
Fervent Trump supporter, Bodean Cletus Forrest told The Allium earlier today that his vote in 2016 for total raving lunatic Donald Trump has, by definition, excluded him from “carin two hoots” about climate change, the world outside America (F**k Yeah), or any future generations’.
“Them climate change people are just highfalutin liberal elites determined to come here and steal the job that I have never even tried to get”, said Mr. Forrest.
“It was mighty cold early this morning when I got up to pee, so I dont think this climate change is real, its just fake news, just like the moon landing and the death of Our Lord Elvis Presley”.
“I am so disappointed in those people in Lamar County, Texas”.