Archaeological Radar Reveals Churchill Rotating In Grave

Archaeologists have confirmed today that their super-sensitive radar, electromagnetic devices and magnetometers have revealed that the body of Winston Churchill is rotating in its grave today.

Churchill was of course one of the chief architects of the european project and a person that had very little time for complete and utter fuckwits.

Speaking on behalf of the archaeological study, Dr. Frank Normal said “We were testing our devices in St Martin’s Church, Bladon and all of a sudden we found an unusual signal.  It seemed that one of the bodies in one of the graves was rotating at a fast speed”

“It turned out that it was Winston Churchill”.

“We suspect, though we cannot confirm that it is doing this because of the FUCKWITS THAT VOTED FOR BRITAIN TO LEAVE EUROPE”

“That’s our theory anyway”.

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