Wanted: Statistician to make results significant

 

We are a research laboratory involved in large-scale experimentation.

We have a six-month position available for a creative statistician whose task will be to make all our experimental results significant at P<0.05.

A further six month contract may be offered if you can make the results even more significant.

We need support for our foregone conclusions.

Send your CV, along with 12 letters of reference to prof { @ } theallium.com, quoting REF:IRONYSTAT

 

 

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