Physicist Discovers Alternative Universe Where Research Funding Is Doubling Every Year

Yale – Physicist Dr. Gaye Barr has confirmed that she has discovered an alternative universe where research funding has been doubling every year for the last decade.

“We had two competing hypotheses for the funding collapse”, said Dr. Barr.  “Either there was an alternative universe where funding was increasing massively, or there was some kind of time-travel shit going on”.

“Thankfully it was the alternative universe problem, because all that time travel stuff just creeps me out”.


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