Grant administrator, R. Slicker revealed to The Allium today that he reckoned that he would wait until 5pm on Friday to tell you the result of your grant application.
“Well, there are two main reasons for this”, said Mr Slicker. “The first one is that I don’t have to read your complaints until I get back to my office after the weekend.
“The second one is that I quite like to ruin people’s weekends.”
“We learned all of this in grant administrator school”, said Mr. Slicker “we all do it”.