World Disappointed That “Bash Coming to Windows 10” Doesn’t Mean What They Think It Means

For approximately 10 minutes today the entire planet experienced a wave of euphoria when Microsoft made an announcement that finally they were going to Bash Windows 10.

Unfortunately, later clarifications indicated that Microsoft were not actually going to take a sledgehammer to their ubiquitous operating system, but instead they were going to merge it with an actual operating system that runs by typing ancient codes, known as scripts, into a black box.

In a press release, Donald Trump said that all Microsoft executives should be jailed ‘until we can figure out what they are up to”.


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