Washington DC – The IEEE have produced a report today where they strongly recommend that from now on, the discipline of Computer Programming should be officially renamed to “Googling Stackoverflow”.
“We are recommending a root-and-branch name change to this discipline”, said President of the IEEE, Thomas M. Conte. “We are even going to change the official name of the IEEE Computer Society to the IEEE Quick Look At StackOverflow Society”.
“We are furthermore recommending that all universities across the planet should cease to award Bachelors degrees, Masters or PhDs in computer programming or software engineering and instead they should award these degrees in Googling Stackoverflow.”
“We are also considering renaming “P-values” to “Reviewer Pacifiers”.”