Clinton Reveals Secret Clone Army

Hillary Clinton revealed that she has spent the past five years financing and developing a 1,000,000-strong clone army in preparation for the upcoming presidential elections.

“In 2010, I funded a small project at MIT to investigate the feasibility of developing a clone army of supporters”, she revealed exclusively to The Allium.

“I needed an army of followers that would blindly follow me, no matter what I said.  So the engineers at MIT have managed to develop clones that completely mimic the behaviour of real humans.”

“It all went really well, apart from a small misunderstanding at the beginning, when they thought I asked them for a Clown Army”

“It was all done in four lines of python code.  Python is great.”


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