Scientists have confirmed this morning that the second child of Prince William and Kate Middleton will in fact be related through genetics to absolutely everybody else on the planet.
“This result has stunned us all”, said geneticist Professor Lucy Fer “However, we have carried out the analysis and it turns out that this result is 100% accurate.”
“We are also pretty sure that this baby will actually have all the same genes as everybody else as well.”
“The intriguing possibility is that if William and Kate have a third child, then this child will also be just like everybody else”.
Professor Fer is hoping to write up this finding and submit it to Plos One.