1,000-year-old Onion and Garlic Recipe Completely Kills Romantic Dinner

A 1,000 year old Onion and Garlic recipe, recently found in an ancient textbook has been shown to 100% effective in its ability to kill romantic dinners.

Microbiologist, Dr. Duane Pipe, found the ancient recipe in a 9th Century Anglo-Saxon cookbook and thought it would be a nice surprise for his Fiancee Mary.

Mary is reported to be less pleased with the recipe and according to sources close to the couple, the romantic dinner lasted less than one minute.

In an interview with The Allium, Duane laughed off his misfortune, saying “That stuff is so potent, I bet it would kill MRSA“.

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