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Who are we?

Who are we?

We are an important media outlet. We write the real science news. Some of it just writes itself. Any resemblance to any scientist or university past or present is entirely unintentional, unless we actually mention the scientist or the university and then it is completely intentional. If you don’t like what we are writing, there are lots of other websites on the internet, so just go and read those.

Why are we doing this?

Why are we doing this?

Oh, you know.

What should you do if you find something offensive here?

What should you do if you find something offensive here?

Being honest, we have no wish to offend anybody. That said, sometimes a place or person might end up on the butt-end of some of our jokes. Come on – don’t be so thin-skinned.

If you get really, really upset, who do you call?

If you get really, really upset, who do you call?

Ghostbusters?

Can you contribute an article?

Can you contribute an article?

Yeah, for sure, send it on and we will take a look. We will attribute it to you if we can verify who you are and we will NEVER EVER reveal your name unless you want us to. Go on, write an article. We will pay you nothing. Or even half-nothing.

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Who writes The Allium?

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