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  • Reviewer Three Confirms Contract Renewal With Satan
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  • PhD Student To Kill Next Person That Asks If She Has Started Writing Up Yet
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  • Report: Android Operating System One Year From Being Sentient
  • Clinton Reveals Secret Clone Army
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  • To Ensure Balance, TV Vaccine Debates Must Include Complete Lunatic, Says Government
  • Outrage As Conference WIFI Goes Down, Forcing Delegates To Talk To Each Other