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Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn RedditArchaeologists have confirmed today that their super-sensitive radar, electromagnetic devices and …
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Greek Post-Doc “Delighted” He Will Now Be Paid With Magic Beans
Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn RedditAthens – Greek post-doc Gianni Moustakas, revealed to The Allium today that …
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Undergrad Student Didn’t Even Understand IFL Science Article She Just Shared
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Undergrad’s Post-Exam Facebook Update Is Now Longer Than Exam Answers
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Post-Doc Unsure He Will Ever Be Able To Spend His Huge Salary
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BREAKING: Facebook To Introduce “Stop F**king Showing Off” Button
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Skin Color Genes To Be Renamed “Just Arrest Me” Genes
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Beijing Genome Institute Launches New Genome Sequencer
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To Celebrate Marriage Equality, Illumina to Release “BiSeq” Genome Sequencer
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Scientific community capitulates to Microsoft, officially changes all gene names to dates
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Illumina To Produce Genome Sequencer For California Market That Is Entirely Gluten Free
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Study Confirms That The Wicked Get 63% Less Rest
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Wolf Reveals Embarrassment At Finding Out He Is Related To Corgis
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Pope Francis To Award Sainthood To All Microbiome Researchers
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CERN admit they will never top Higgs Bosun
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Entire World To Spend Day Marvelling At Gravitational Waves They Don’t Understand
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Liverpool Scientist Builds Exact Replica Of Large Hadron Collider, Using 3D Printer
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Astronomers Discover New Planet Made Entirely Of Weed
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Astronomers Devastated As Two New Planets Found To Be Dirt on Telescope Lens
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British Daily Mail Newspaper Confirms Cancer Is Caused By And Cured By Everything
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Laboratory Chemical Reclassified From “Harmful” to “Run For Your Lives”
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North Korea Celebrates as Kim Jong Un Discovers Structure of DNA
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Scientists Close to Making Matter from Flour, Eggs and Milk
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Assad appeals to genome sequencing companies to “step back from the brink”
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Male Mathematicians Agree That Fields Medal Gender Balance Is Now OK
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Inter-faith marriage: Bayesian and Frequentist tie the knot
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Illumina To Produce Genome Sequencer For California Market That Is Entirely Gluten Free
Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn RedditLos Angeles – Illumina announced today that their new MiSeq sequencer …
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USDA Approves Growing of DNA-Free Potatoes
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NASA Finds Planet Most Similar To Earth
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StackOverflow announces new top-ranking user class: “Punisher”
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Computer Programming To Be Officially Renamed “Googling Stackoverflow”
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Report: Android Operating System One Year From Being Sentient
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BREAKING: Zuckerberg Admits He Has Forgotten Root Password For Facebook
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Scientist Needs Grant Proposal Success To Make Up For Love He Never Got As A Child
Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn RedditIn a frank interview today with The Allium, scientist Richard Swett revealed …
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Grant Proposal Brutally Hacked To Death By Reviewer Three
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UCLA Awarded Funding To sequence The FartOme
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PLoS Demands Kidney From Scientist As Payment For Publication
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FBI Finally Uncover What Grant Proposal Was All About
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Pandas “Totally Relieved” None of their Body Parts Made of Anything Valuable
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UN Aid Pours In To Oxford Following #BREXIT
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Archaeological Radar Reveals Churchill Rotating In Grave
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Awkward Silence As PhD Student Accidently Calls Advisor “dad”
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Ivy League Professor Questioned By Police After Setting Exam Questions That Were Too Hard
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Hipster Post-Doc Wishes To Be Called A Science Craftsperson
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First Draft of Peer-Review Rebuttal Just Says “Fuck Off”
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Female Scientist To Treat Herself By Presenting Poster And Then Listening To Plenaries By Male Speakers