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Graduate Student Sets World Record For Giving Up All Hope
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Post-Doc Honestly Thinks He Is Getting Out Of The Lab Early This Evening
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Pharmaceutical Company “Proud To Announce” 100 New Soul-Destroying Jobs
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Biomedical Sciences Graduate Lands Dream Job Washing Lab Glassware
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Post-Doc Unsure He Will Ever Be Able To Spend His Huge Salary
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USDA Approves Growing of DNA-Free Potatoes
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Tears Of Joy At Conference As Bioinformaticist Says “I Won’t Go Into Detail Of Algorithm”
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BREAKING: Facebook To Introduce “Stop F**king Showing Off” Button
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Skin Color Genes To Be Renamed “Just Arrest Me” Genes
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Beijing Genome Institute Launches New Genome Sequencer
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To Celebrate Marriage Equality, Illumina to Release “BiSeq” Genome Sequencer
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Latest Apple iPhone is released – the iPhone 5SSSSS
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Genomic Study Shows How Cats Domesticated Humans
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Scientific community capitulates to Microsoft, officially changes all gene names to dates
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Illumina To Produce Genome Sequencer For California Market That Is Entirely Gluten Free
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Study Confirms That The Wicked Get 63% Less Rest
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CERN admit they will never top Higgs Bosun
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Entire World To Spend Day Marvelling At Gravitational Waves They Don’t Understand
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Liverpool Scientist Builds Exact Replica Of Large Hadron Collider, Using 3D Printer
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Astronomers Discover New Planet Made Entirely Of Weed
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Astronomers Devastated As Two New Planets Found To Be Dirt on Telescope Lens
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British Daily Mail Newspaper Confirms Cancer Is Caused By And Cured By Everything
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Laboratory Chemical Reclassified From “Harmful” to “Run For Your Lives”
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North Korea Celebrates as Kim Jong Un Discovers Structure of DNA
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Scientists Close to Making Matter from Flour, Eggs and Milk
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Assad appeals to genome sequencing companies to “step back from the brink”
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BIG DATA: Bayesian Model PREDICTED Trump Victory A Full Seven Minutes Before He Won
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Male Mathematicians Agree That Fields Medal Gender Balance Is Now OK
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Should Math Be Taught In School?
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Math News: Hitler Learns Topology
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Inter-faith marriage: Bayesian and Frequentist tie the knot
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Illumina To Produce Genome Sequencer For California Market That Is Entirely Gluten Free
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World Disappointed That “Bash Coming to Windows 10” Doesn’t Mean What They Think It Means
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USDA Approves Growing of DNA-Free Potatoes
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Torvalds Announces Plans To Change Linux Line Endings To Letter Z
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NASA Finds Planet Most Similar To Earth
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Pope Reveals That Eighth Deadly Sin Is Actually PERL Programming
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StackOverflow announces new top-ranking user class: “Punisher”
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Torvalds Announces Plans To Change Linux Line Endings To Letter Z
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Computer Programming To Be Officially Renamed “Googling Stackoverflow”
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Australia To Provide Less Research Funding For Women “Because They’re Smaller”
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Scientist Needs Grant Proposal Success To Make Up For Love He Never Got As A Child
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Grant Proposal Brutally Hacked To Death By Reviewer Three
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UCLA Awarded Funding To sequence The FartOme
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PLoS Demands Kidney From Scientist As Payment For Publication
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UK News: Head Of Bath University Retires So She Can Spend More Time With Her Money
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Mafia Bosses Voice “Deep Respect” For Closed-Access Journals
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Pope Reveals That Eighth Deadly Sin Is Actually PERL Programming
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New “Dr Who” Told She Needs Major Research Grant and Paper In Nature If She Wants Tenure
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Theresa May “Just realised” how much she hates butterflies and drug-safety trials
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Mafia Bosses Voice “Deep Respect” For Closed-Access Journals
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Genomic Study Shows How Cats Domesticated Humans
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